Verbal Wars

This entry is result of so many requests (Or might be there was only one, or may be none, but I need to keep my blog alive) that I have received to put up the conversation between myself and Ronak Pandya (My x-class mate, now stationed in London, my best buddy, you will see as you read along) that went on mails.

Brief Background: We have a yahoo group of of Nirma Mechnanical Batch 2001 (I am the great Moderator, with power to add and delete people), where people post, other than junk chain mails, other than stupid forwards, other than useless conversations, important news about each other (Like who made new girlfriends, who got married and who turned Daddy n everything)etc. Now there was a conversation between this Ronak Pandya fellow and bhavesh Leuva of our class. To which I send a mail on this group which was followed by a chain reaction, check it out

From: Saurabh
To: Group

Dear All,

Got this mail from a member of our group, read and enjoy

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dude i just read ronak pandyas letter ,please ban him and leuva from yahoo groups citing low IQ . tell them to stop writing like dudes cause they sound like DUDs.and tell them we are also very proud that we kicked his ass for 4 years in nirma.And for heavens sake ask him to use spell check

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From: Ronak Pandya
To: Group

ha ha ha,

kuchh logo ko Internal Qeeda hota hai majak karne ka. Magar usko pata hona chahiye ki CHAMCHE logo ka kya IQ level hota ahi warna ye halat nahi hoti. you still didnt get him... are apna Saurabh Chamcha. i am also proud on our team to push his arse hanged out in Nirma. I do remember those days when he bagged to stay for a late night at a....i's home ! even though no one counted him at all. how sick is that !!! who cares. enjoy.

ronak
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From: Saurabh
To: Group

Dear Pandu

Looks like someone has got his computer just besides a hot plate. Anyways no hard feelings man, u just helped to buttress my previous mail, stating some hard facts bout you. I pity you cannot sue nature despite what it did to you. Dude from next time on please reply mails in gujarati or in Indianized version of your UK based English, coz not only me, all the people whom i am chamcha of, found it beyond our scope to decipher it.

Eagerly awaiting your next
With lotsa love, care and affection (More to less blessed ones)
Saurabh
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From: Ronak
To: My Personal Mail Address

hey saubh,

I know how it feels when one left with no argue. Take it easy mate. Literally no offense on what life did to me. Thats why i am at a stage now where i wanted. I even didnt care about others opinion to my personal life. But it will be better if you mind your own business. Because nobody is unaware about your f***ed up life at Nirma, dont want to emphasis. I dont know what the bloody hell you want to prove replying mails like this, no hard feeling for you too. yes ofcourse, i dont want you to buttress your mails anymore from now. I think i am bit clear at this point of time. You better understand what i mean mate.

Best of luck for your life ahead. Take care.
Marry Cristmas.

ronak
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From: Saurabh
To: Group

Dear Pandu, U again???

Yeah, you only know how it feels when you are not left with any argument. Coz I never faced the problem. Very wise and very unlike you, sending reply on personal mail. Saving your great own self from further embarassment. And sudden drastic improvement in language as well, boss there are faint signs of brains (Boss again no hard feelings, take it as a huge compliment). And please emphasize on my life at Nirma, please, coz unfortunately nobody agrees with you. Dude all I have to say is, you can avoid all this just by not replyin, there is no other go.

So once again, lotsa love, care and affection
Saurabh
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From: Ronak
To: Group

its funny,

surprisingly, still there remains 'chamchgiri' in you, isnt it. after all you have agreed to come to an end. you only started this nonsence so its my tern to make an dot on it. well i didnt want to make you ashamed of so only i replied on your address. but now it seems like you want to prove yourself something that you never complimented at. i hope from now i wont hear anything from you onwards. It wil be better if you stay away. why you making our healthy environment polluted by your nusence. Do something productive and share with all for which purpose our group is. which
unfortunately you cant but i advise you to look forward to something you have never came across. AAM ne aam chamcha giri karine kya sudhi jindagi barbad karto rais, jivan ma ganu chhe ena sivay.

no hard filings too.
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From: Saurabh
To: Group

Pandu

Please dude, cant take anymore of this crap, not only me, all of the group members. Man how pathetic do you write. Two serious advices, write your mails in MS Word,so that it corrects the spells itself, and other, please do not follow what your apparent brain says,its misguiding you, seriouslly. I am sure this will get into yr mind (not trying to be offensive when i suggest mind), coz there is enough empty space at yr top.

Babes, as far as my chamcha giri is concerned, well first of all i dont understand how does that come into picture (I told you, your apparent brain is misguiding you), and other, chamchagiri will burn with me and go,somethings never change, just like your road side
attitude.

And if you believe the group is now not worth you, due to all this goin on (Be gadhvi sorry ok, pan what can I do), please send a request at unsubscribe-nirmamech2001@yahoogroups.com, cut and paste the address coz there is a high probablity that you make a spelling mistake.

Well that is it for now, please reply with all your ammunitions soon,
Lotsa luv, care and affection
Saurabh
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From: Ronak
To: My personal Mail

**** **** **** ******,

BAU CHADI CHHE ***** ****** SAURABHYA TANE. SANTI THI SAMJAYO TO SAMJTO NATHI *******/ NIRMA MA ***** **** ***** ******* *** HAJU AAVDE J CHHE *******. HAVE BAU THAY CHHE LIMIT NI BAR ********. TANE KETLI VAT KIDHU PAN SAMAJVA TAIYAR J NATHI.. AAMEY TARI SATHE CONTACT RAKHVAMA MANE KAI INTREST NATHI ********.

****** ****** ******** ***** ****** ****** ***** ****** *******, SAMJYO NETAR ***** ****** ******* ******* *** ***** ******** ***. SAMJHI NAA NETAR PAACHI ****** ****** KHABR NATHI, SMAJHI JAA NETAR EVI LAGADIS KE OOBHO NAI THAISH. PERM THI HAJU SAMJI JAJE PACHHI BAU KHARAB THASE TU HAJU MARA THI BAU DUR NATHI.. MOKAL ***** HAVE MAIL JOU CHHU...

RONAK
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From: Saurabh
To: Ronak's personal mail

Pandu baby

Why do you forward me the e-mails that your dad sends to your fufi marking a copy to you. dost ghar ni vaat ghar maa raakhta sikh, khali khoti problem thai jai

:) Saurabh
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I am still awaiting the reply to this, if it comes, I'll surely post it...;)