Lost - My Beloved Chaddi
Lost: Chaddi (Shorts)
Make: Nike (Imitation)
Colour: White, with black checkers.
Size: XXL (Had bought it around six years back, bigger size considering the growing physique. However, weight I have put on in these years is only 2 Kgs)
Distinguishing Mark: The middle button of the front three is half broken, is on a dying spree and is hanging out there barely on a thread and might not be there anymore by the time we find it.
Note: Does not know how to read, write or speak and hates everyone who calls her by the name kaccha or sweetheart.
This entry is dedicated to my lost chaddi, with which my association broke up in an abrupt way. I have been trying to find her for past three days, have checked every nook and corner of my house, back hangers of every door, every single closet, my laptop bag, everywhere. But I am not able to locate her and I am missing her so badly. There are few things I have been suspecting right from the first moment.
Suicide - While I was at Ahmedabad, my Chaddi was good friends with the washing machine and was eager everytime she went for a wash. But since I have come to Hyderabad, the maid out here did not show the same respect and Chaddi always seemed to be sad. It was evident from its vigour less elastic and giving up rims, the amount of pain she was goin thru. Hussainsagar lake is very close to my house and I suspect she has ended her life. But I will not believe it till the day I find her dead body and will always be on a look out for her. Also, the other reason for suicide might be, we had brought Ramgopal Verma ki Aag VCD, and she was lying in the corner watching it.
Arjun the cook - We had at our house, a case of laptop theft. The task was done so aptly, we realised the laptop has been missing, only after a week. This was work of an insider and other than our cook, there is probably nobody who could have done it. From the first look itself, my chaddi looked like a precious item of clothing. Even after six years of service, she was in her best shape and figure. And if I find it out to be the truth, I will see that he gets sentence for a minimum six years and does not even get interim bail for his own wedding.
Foreign Conspiracy - I went to the extent of suspecting some foreign hand in this case. I reside in a colony which has equal no. of muslims as hindus. They might be wanting me accuse one of them and arson a communal riot. But I am not falling for this one, and for sake of peace, harmony and humanity, I am ready to part with my dear chaddi and will never pander to the shallow desires of some Saddam or Osama or any of our neighbourhoods.
Designers and desires - With the holes at certain specific locations in the chaddi, it revealed some specific parts of human body. It could be worn as underpants and girls would die over the nike logo in the front if revealed. It could also adorn any superhero if worn over the pants and I bet the idea would fetch millions if shown over the ramp. I had a feeling Rohit Bals and Manish Malhotras of designer worlds were always eyeing it and with little chance, have swindled it from my home. This also includes Ms. Sherawats dress designer and for that matter Ms. Amisha Patels as well.
Whatever, the case might be, as of now, I am not able to stop waters from my eyes. My hearts weeping and there is only one song across my lips "Aaja tujhko pukare mere geet re, meri Chaddia".
If found, please inform. The person will be given a befitting monetary reward and a date with Bobby Darling on the sets (Have this option, because could not afford two celebrities and Chaddi might be found by a guy or a girl)
Make: Nike (Imitation)
Colour: White, with black checkers.
Size: XXL (Had bought it around six years back, bigger size considering the growing physique. However, weight I have put on in these years is only 2 Kgs)
Distinguishing Mark: The middle button of the front three is half broken, is on a dying spree and is hanging out there barely on a thread and might not be there anymore by the time we find it.
Note: Does not know how to read, write or speak and hates everyone who calls her by the name kaccha or sweetheart.
This entry is dedicated to my lost chaddi, with which my association broke up in an abrupt way. I have been trying to find her for past three days, have checked every nook and corner of my house, back hangers of every door, every single closet, my laptop bag, everywhere. But I am not able to locate her and I am missing her so badly. There are few things I have been suspecting right from the first moment.
Suicide - While I was at Ahmedabad, my Chaddi was good friends with the washing machine and was eager everytime she went for a wash. But since I have come to Hyderabad, the maid out here did not show the same respect and Chaddi always seemed to be sad. It was evident from its vigour less elastic and giving up rims, the amount of pain she was goin thru. Hussainsagar lake is very close to my house and I suspect she has ended her life. But I will not believe it till the day I find her dead body and will always be on a look out for her. Also, the other reason for suicide might be, we had brought Ramgopal Verma ki Aag VCD, and she was lying in the corner watching it.
Arjun the cook - We had at our house, a case of laptop theft. The task was done so aptly, we realised the laptop has been missing, only after a week. This was work of an insider and other than our cook, there is probably nobody who could have done it. From the first look itself, my chaddi looked like a precious item of clothing. Even after six years of service, she was in her best shape and figure. And if I find it out to be the truth, I will see that he gets sentence for a minimum six years and does not even get interim bail for his own wedding.
Foreign Conspiracy - I went to the extent of suspecting some foreign hand in this case. I reside in a colony which has equal no. of muslims as hindus. They might be wanting me accuse one of them and arson a communal riot. But I am not falling for this one, and for sake of peace, harmony and humanity, I am ready to part with my dear chaddi and will never pander to the shallow desires of some Saddam or Osama or any of our neighbourhoods.
Designers and desires - With the holes at certain specific locations in the chaddi, it revealed some specific parts of human body. It could be worn as underpants and girls would die over the nike logo in the front if revealed. It could also adorn any superhero if worn over the pants and I bet the idea would fetch millions if shown over the ramp. I had a feeling Rohit Bals and Manish Malhotras of designer worlds were always eyeing it and with little chance, have swindled it from my home. This also includes Ms. Sherawats dress designer and for that matter Ms. Amisha Patels as well.
Whatever, the case might be, as of now, I am not able to stop waters from my eyes. My hearts weeping and there is only one song across my lips "Aaja tujhko pukare mere geet re, meri Chaddia".
If found, please inform. The person will be given a befitting monetary reward and a date with Bobby Darling on the sets (Have this option, because could not afford two celebrities and Chaddi might be found by a guy or a girl)
posted by Saurabh Gajjar at 6:04 AM
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