Reccommendation from Ankur Sood

TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY BE CONCERNED

This is to certify that, Mr. Saurabh Gajjar is my best friend and is the only person who is truly concerned about me. This is to inform that, in the event anything occurs to me, all my possessions are to be handed over to him including my girlfriend/wife. I would also want that my dad treats him as his own son and finances his complete studies, lodging, boarding and other miscellaneous expenses in the US of A.

Further to this, under circumstances that I bear any children, they will not be the responsibility of Mr. Saurabh Gajjar (Not in the literal senses as well), because genuinely I am also unaware if they are mine.

Mr. Saurabh Gajjar will be the sole owner of the humungous fisheries business that we have developed together (Actually he only had the minds to do that, I was plain lucky to be offered a job of his chauffer after testing my skills in real time situations). I hereby, order to transfer all my credit to his account, including the one that I have earned by doing night freak shows at the Times Square in my early days.

Last but not the least, I would like Mr. Saurabh Gajjar to affix my personal potty in his restroom which will remind him of me every morning. This is my priced and the dearest possession. With chances that he might disown it, use the shards of my potty to make my tombstone as I am more attached to my potty than anyone or anything. (Please take this very seriously. P.S. The first words I said once I was born were not ‘Mama’ or ‘Papa’ it were ‘Potty lagi hai’)

I take this opportunity to thank Mr. Saurabh Gajjar from the bottom of my heart for all the care he has taken and affection he has shown to my kind of filthy nincompoop. Thanks to the concern karne waale.

Signed

Ankur Sood